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Things past redress and now with me past care. -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"

Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!". -- Shakespeare

Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.

Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female sheep bites you? A: Ewe nicks.

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. -- Mark Twain

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. -- Mark Twain

You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. -- Mark Twain

Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.

I dote on his very absence. -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"