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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. -- Mark Twain

Q: Why was Stonehenge abandoned? A: It wasn't IBM compatible.

You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.

If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.

Do not overtax your powers.

He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument. -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. -- Mark Twain

Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.

Excellent day to have a rotten day.

Alas, how love can trifle with itself! -- William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona"