2022-05-20T09:08:59
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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2022-05-18T11:35:51
You look tired.
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2022-05-18T02:52:38
Q: Why do the police always travel in threes?
A: One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps
an eye on the two intellectuals.
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2022-05-17T05:17:17
Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
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2022-05-14T20:46:51
Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?
A: Chewing gum.
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2022-05-13T03:50:11
An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.
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2022-05-09T01:39:36
You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
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2022-05-09T01:39:19
You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with dirt
is concerned.
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2022-05-09T01:31:42
O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive.
-- Sir Walter Scott, "Marmion"
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2022-05-09T01:30:49
As to the Adjective: when in doubt, strike it out.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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