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Small things make base men proud. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas? A: The impossible dream.

Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.

All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"--a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.

I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. Oh, tell me that I may sponge away the writing on this stone! -- Charles Dickens

Q: Why do WASPs play golf ? A: So they can dress like pimps.

He jests at scars who never felt a wound. -- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"

Your domestic life may be harmonious.

Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.