2020-02-27T05:37:57
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He was giving it last rites.
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2020-02-25T01:03:50
O, it is excellent
To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous
To use it like a giant.
-- Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", II, 2
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2020-02-18T16:13:44
Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A: Because it was on the other side.
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2020-02-14T23:44:59
Q: Are we not men?
A: We are Vaxen.
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2020-02-14T13:45:54
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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2020-02-12T19:12:41
You will get what you deserve.
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2020-02-11T21:25:09
Your domestic life may be harmonious.
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2020-02-11T05:42:59
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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2020-02-11T04:27:49
You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise
salesman.
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2020-02-11T04:21:56
Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.
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