2025-02-10T21:51:43
You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.
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2025-02-10T08:49:39
Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?
A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!
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2025-02-09T14:06:33
You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
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2025-02-08T11:14:24
You dialed 5483.
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2025-02-08T06:09:01
You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
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2025-02-08T06:06:38
F.S. Fitzgerald to Hemingway:
"Ernest, the rich are different from us."
Hemingway:
"Yes. They have more money."
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2025-02-08T00:38:15
"I wonder", he said to himself, "what's in a book while it's closed. Oh, I
know it's full of letters printed on paper, but all the same, something must
be happening, because as soon as I open it, there's a whole story with people
I don't know yet and all kinds of adventures and battles."
-- Bastian B. Bux
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2025-02-08T00:38:12
No group of professionals meets except to conspire against the public at large.
-- Mark Twain
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2025-02-08T00:38:11
You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.
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2025-02-08T00:38:08
Caution: Keep out of reach of children.
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