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Its name is Public Opinion. It is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God. -- Mark Twain

This was the most unkindest cut of all. -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.

You will be successful in love.

Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.

Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".

It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

Conscience doth make cowards of us all. -- Shakespeare

Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard? A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!

Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America? A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.