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2018-02-18T22:45:40

You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much happier.

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2018-02-11T09:07:39

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

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2018-02-09T20:36:30

You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.

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2018-02-08T19:32:03

You'll wish that you had done some of the hard things when they were easier to do.

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2018-02-02T07:07:13

Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. We'll fix it in software. Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The application can work around it. Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. We'll document it in the manual. Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The user can figure it out.

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2018-02-01T22:17:52

You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much happier.

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2018-01-31T06:06:38

You may my glories and my state dispose, But not my griefs; still am I king of those. -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"

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2018-01-26T11:29:44

They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps. -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

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2018-01-25T23:56:05

You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.

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2018-01-25T23:56:00

Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

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