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2017-01-21T04:15:15

Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.

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2017-01-20T02:38:06

Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

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2017-01-18T08:32:10

You will not be elected to public office this year.

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2017-01-17T18:27:42

Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift? A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.

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2017-01-13T01:47:43

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. -- "Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

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2017-01-12T08:36:07

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. -- Mark Twain

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2017-01-10T22:28:58

Q: What is purple and conquered the world? A: Alexander the Grape.

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2017-01-10T02:27:46

Q: What is purple and conquered the world? A: Alexander the Grape.

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2017-01-02T23:02:27

Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads? A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise? Oh, right, *of course*!

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2017-01-02T23:02:22

You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and an asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you. -- Sherlock Holmes, "The Norwood Builder"

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