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He that is giddy thinks the world turns round. -- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"

There's small choice in rotten apples. -- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"

Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.

You too can wear a nose mitten.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Tempest"

You'll wish that you had done some of the hard things when they were easier to do.

Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.

Its name is Public Opinion. It is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God. -- Mark Twain

My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late! -- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"

Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads? A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise? Oh, right, *of course*!