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Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.

Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner? A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by a delicious dessert.

Are you making all this up as you go along?

For courage mounteth with occasion. -- William Shakespeare, "King John"

It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.

Your fly might be open (but don't check it just now).

You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it properly.

Knucklehead: "Knock, knock" Pee Wee: "Who's there?" Knucklehead: "Little ol' lady." Pee Wee: "Liddle ol' lady who?" Knucklehead: "I didn't know you could yodel"

Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.

If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end. -- Mark Twain