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When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know who have gone to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.

It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either. -- Mark Twain

You will never know hunger.

This was the most unkindest cut of all. -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.

Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. -- J.R.R. Tolkien

Excellent time to become a missing person.

You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.

Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road? A: Because it was on the other side.