2019-09-14T23:05:31
Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian?
A: Trustworthy.
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2019-09-13T10:32:15
O, it is excellent
To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous
To use it like a giant.
-- Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", II, 2
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2019-09-12T13:05:37
It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion
that makes horse-races.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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2019-09-08T00:43:03
Keep it short for pithy sake.
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2019-08-24T02:45:23
Today is the last day of your life so far.
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2019-08-22T11:07:08
You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.
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2019-08-21T19:10:12
All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"--a strange complaint to come from
the mouths of people who have had to live.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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2019-08-19T15:55:46
Slow day. Practice crawling.
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2019-08-18T16:56:44
Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
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2019-08-14T23:57:52
As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.
-- Shakespeare, "King Lear"
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