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Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.

Are you ever going to do the dishes? Or will you change your major to biology?

You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part.

Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.

Consider well the proportions of things. It is better to be a young June-bug than an old bird of paradise. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come. -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive. -- Sir Walter Scott, "Marmion"

Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.

So this is it. We're going to die.

Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.