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Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.

This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one. -- Arthur Clarke

You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.

Just to have it is enough.

"You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive." -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Study in Scarlet"

If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn 365 useless things.

You learn to write as if to someone else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE "SOMEONE ELSE."

He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument. -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

You may be gone tomorrow, but that doesn't mean that you weren't here today.

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to share the experience. (Actually, Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.) Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.