2025-03-26T23:08:24
Q: Why did Menachem Begin invade Lebanon?
A: To impress Jodie Foster.
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2025-03-26T22:32:32
To be or not to be.
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra
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2025-03-26T18:23:44
You will gain money by an immoral action.
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2025-03-26T14:32:45
If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.
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2025-03-25T22:28:01
Blow it out your ear.
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2025-03-24T20:48:22
For the fashion of Minas Tirith was such that it was built on seven levels,
each delved into a hill, and about each was set a wall, and in each wall
was a gate.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Return of the King"
[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
referring to system overview.]
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2025-03-24T20:48:20
You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.
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2025-03-24T20:48:18
Be cheerful while you are alive.
-- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.
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2025-03-24T10:00:08
You need more time; and you probably always will.
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2025-03-23T05:35:09
Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
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