2021-05-05T14:40:46
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
-- Mark Twain
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2021-05-05T01:35:01
She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot.
-- Mark Twain
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2021-05-05T01:35:00
You may be recognized soon. Hide.
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2021-05-05T00:20:17
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem
to the earlier joke.
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2021-05-02T08:52:05
Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.
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2021-05-02T00:50:48
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
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2021-05-01T11:07:38
Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C
is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
A: A deep C diva.
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2021-04-29T11:30:46
Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)
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2021-04-25T04:12:42
No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!
-- Sherlock Holmes
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2021-04-22T08:32:24
You will contract a rare disease.
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