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Q: Why is Poland just like the United States? A: In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in Poland you can't either, while in the U.S. you can get whatever you want for dollars, just as you can in Poland. -- being told in Poland, 1987

The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner. -- Mark Twain

Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.

The Priest's grey nimbus in a niche where he dressed discreetly. I will not sleep here tonight. Home also I cannot go. A voice, sweetened and sustained, called to him from the sea. Turning the curve he waved his hand. A sleek brown head, a seal's, far out on the water, round. Usurper. -- James Joyce, "Ulysses"

Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.

Q: What's a light-year? A: One-third less calories than a regular year.

A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.

Every why hath a wherefore. -- William Shakespeare, "A Comedy of Errors"

Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.

Exercise caution in your daily affairs.