2020-09-22T06:57:29
Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
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2020-09-17T16:58:53
Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it.
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2020-09-16T23:40:38
You will be married within a year.
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2020-09-16T19:56:39
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
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2020-09-13T12:20:49
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of
Congress. But I repeat myself.
-- Mark Twain
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2020-09-11T18:19:33
O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive.
-- Sir Walter Scott, "Marmion"
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2020-09-10T17:13:57
This life is yours. Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself.
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2020-09-10T08:45:38
You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
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2020-09-09T20:45:28
You are always busy.
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2020-09-08T07:27:25
Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
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