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2017-06-26T00:48:42

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. -- Mark Twain

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2017-06-23T20:03:05

Q: Why was Stonehenge abandoned? A: It wasn't IBM compatible.

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2017-06-19T20:06:21

You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.

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2017-06-17T22:59:58

If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.

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2017-06-10T23:52:43

Do not overtax your powers.

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2017-06-03T15:38:42

He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument. -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

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2017-06-02T06:31:44

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. -- Mark Twain

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2017-06-01T16:30:58

Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.

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2017-05-29T01:57:14

Excellent day to have a rotten day.

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2017-05-24T18:54:56

Alas, how love can trifle with itself! -- William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona"

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