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It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end. -- Mark Twain

You will soon forget this.

Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to. -- Mark Twain

Alas, how love can trifle with itself! -- William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona"

You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.

Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.

Q: How do you play religious roulette? A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.

The Priest's grey nimbus in a niche where he dressed discreetly. I will not sleep here tonight. Home also I cannot go. A voice, sweetened and sustained, called to him from the sea. Turning the curve he waved his hand. A sleek brown head, a seal's, far out on the water, round. Usurper. -- James Joyce, "Ulysses"

Every why hath a wherefore. -- William Shakespeare, "A Comedy of Errors"