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2017-08-17T19:53:23

You love peace.

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2017-08-17T18:10:04

You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.

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2017-08-17T11:14:45

Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's new lover.

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2017-08-05T18:27:18

Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.

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2017-08-05T18:27:12

Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when you ride into the country on the back of an elephant? A: A howdah duty.

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2017-08-02T06:49:09

You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.

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2017-07-29T03:44:52

Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to. -- Mark Twain

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2017-07-16T18:38:57

Q: What is purple and commutes? A: An Abelian grape.

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2017-07-16T16:35:58

Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children. -- Mark Twain

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2017-07-15T08:30:27

Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug? A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back. Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator? A: There's a footprint in the mayo. Q: How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator? A: There's two footprints in the mayo. Q: How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator? A: The door won't shut. Q: How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator? A: There's a VW Bug in your driveway.

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