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Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb? A: A corpse.

Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.

Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one. -- Arthur Clarke

You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.

A light wife doth make a heavy husband. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer you can't understand.

"You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive." -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Study in Scarlet"

Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota? A: Open other end.