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2019-06-18T08:04:33

"You have heard me speak of Professor Moriarty?" "The famous scientific criminal, as famous among crooks as --" "My blushes, Watson," Holmes murmured, in a deprecating voice. "I was about to say 'as he is unknown to the public.'" -- A. Conan Doyle, "The Valley of Fear"

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2019-06-18T03:10:12

If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end. -- Mark Twain

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2019-06-18T03:10:07

Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.

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2019-06-15T02:19:25

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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2019-06-13T13:34:22

Unless hours were cups of sack, and minutes capons, and clocks the tongues of bawds, and dials the signs of leaping houses, and the blessed sun himself a fair, hot wench in flame-colored taffeta, I see no reason why thou shouldst be so superfluous to demand the time of the day. I wasted time and now doth time waste me. -- William Shakespeare

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2019-06-13T02:33:38

You need more time; and you probably always will.

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2019-06-10T20:00:05

Having nothing, nothing can he lose. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

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2019-06-06T08:29:33

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick.

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2019-06-06T08:29:32

You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.

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2019-06-06T08:29:30

You will be misunderstood by everyone.

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