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question = ( to ) ? be : ! be; -- Wm. Shakespeare

Everything will be just tickety-boo today.

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. -- Mark Twain

If you can read this, you're too close.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To see his friend Gregory peck. Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide.

Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug? A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back. Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator? A: There's a footprint in the mayo. Q: How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator? A: There's two footprints in the mayo. Q: How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator? A: The door won't shut. Q: How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator? A: There's a VW Bug in your driveway.

The Public is merely a multiplied "me." -- Mark Twain

Chicken Little was right.

You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.