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2018-08-14T06:45:37

Small things make base men proud. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

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2018-08-14T06:45:32

Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas? A: The impossible dream.

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2018-08-14T02:04:34

Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.

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2018-08-09T21:54:53

All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"--a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

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2018-08-05T04:12:04

Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.

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2018-07-25T10:28:22

I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. Oh, tell me that I may sponge away the writing on this stone! -- Charles Dickens

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2018-07-17T09:22:27

Q: Why do WASPs play golf ? A: So they can dress like pimps.

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2018-07-14T02:44:01

He jests at scars who never felt a wound. -- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"

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2018-07-11T08:55:53

Your domestic life may be harmonious.

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2018-07-09T14:57:37

Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.

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