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You are capable of planning your future.

Q: What's the difference between the 1950's and the 1980's? A: In the 80's, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, "I'd like some condoms," and then, leaning over the counter, whispers, "and some cigarettes."

So you're back... about time...

Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? A: Zorn's Lemon.

You will have domestic happiness and faithful friends.

This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one. -- Arthur Clarke

Give him an evasive answer.

Reply hazy, ask again later.

Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit cards.

You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.