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2016-09-25T00:40:59

Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.

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2016-09-21T03:45:47

Knock, knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet Evening...

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2016-09-18T01:24:41

For there are moments when one can neither think nor feel. And if one can neither think nor feel, she thought, where is one? -- Virginia Woolf, "To the Lighthouse" [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when referring to powerfail recovery.]

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2016-09-12T21:32:15

Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.

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2016-09-05T12:12:13

You're almost as happy as you think you are.

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2016-09-03T21:38:47

Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.

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2016-09-02T08:01:15

In the plot, people came to the land; the land loved them; they worked and struggled and had lots of children. There was a Frenchman who talked funny and a greenhorn from England who was a fancy-pants but when it came to the crunch he was all courage. Those novels would make you retch. -- Canadian novelist Robertson Davies, on the generic Canadian novel.

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2016-08-28T06:49:12

In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel. -- Mark Twain

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2016-08-27T03:46:36

Unless hours were cups of sack, and minutes capons, and clocks the tongues of bawds, and dials the signs of leaping houses, and the blessed sun himself a fair, hot wench in flame-colored taffeta, I see no reason why thou shouldst be so superfluous to demand the time of the day. I wasted time and now doth time waste me. -- William Shakespeare

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2016-08-27T03:41:49

You will gain money by a fattening action.

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