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You love peace.

You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.

Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's new lover.

Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.

Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when you ride into the country on the back of an elephant? A: A howdah duty.

You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.

Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to. -- Mark Twain

Q: What is purple and commutes? A: An Abelian grape.

Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children. -- Mark Twain

Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug? A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back. Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator? A: There's a footprint in the mayo. Q: How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator? A: There's two footprints in the mayo. Q: How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator? A: The door won't shut. Q: How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator? A: There's a VW Bug in your driveway.