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Q: How many Harvard MBA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him.

You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.

Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?

You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. We'll fix it in software. Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The application can work around it. Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. We'll document it in the manual. Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The user can figure it out.

Good day to let down old friends who need help.

Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth. -- Mark Twain "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"

Every why hath a wherefore. -- William Shakespeare, "A Comedy of Errors"

Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children. -- Mark Twain

Your lover will never wish to leave you.