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Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a thing he tells you.

Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail. -- Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"

Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.

Q: What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up? A: The very best person they can possibly be.

Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.

You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.

You are taking yourself far too seriously.

Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinement.

Blow it out your ear.

Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.