2024-11-03T19:27:29
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
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2024-11-03T00:49:47
You had some happiness once, but your parents moved away, and you had to
leave it behind.
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2024-11-02T15:32:14
Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.
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2024-11-01T10:50:01
There is a fly on your nose.
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2024-10-31T23:43:44
Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A: A canary with the super-user password.
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2024-10-31T23:43:33
Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinement.
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2024-10-31T23:42:40
You are taking yourself far too seriously.
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2024-10-31T23:42:20
Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!
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2024-10-31T23:11:23
What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working
when he's staring out the window.
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2024-10-31T23:11:16
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
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