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2017-09-23T09:16:00

For years a secret shame destroyed my peace-- I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece. But now I think a thought that brings me hope: Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope. -- Justin Richardson.

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2017-09-16T01:01:13

Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.

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2017-09-14T03:48:39

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change.

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2017-09-13T00:25:13

Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. -- Hunter S. Thompson

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2017-09-13T00:17:53

Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.

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2017-09-13T00:02:29

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring. Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To cover up the valve stem.

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2017-09-12T23:56:36

Don't relax! It's only your tension that's holding you together.

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2017-09-12T23:55:22

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2017-09-12T23:42:05

You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.

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2017-09-12T23:32:23

There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. -- Mark Twain

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