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You will inherit millions of dollars.

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom. -- Mark Twain

There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. -- Mark Twain

"What's this? Trix? Aunt! Trix? You? You're after the prize! What is it?" He picked up the box and studied the back. "A glow-in-the-dark squid! Have you got it out of there yet?" He tilted the box, angling the little colored balls of cereal so as to see the bottom, and nearly spilling them onto the table top. "Here it is!" He hauled out a little cream-colored, glitter-sprinkled squid, three-inches long and made out of rubbery plastic. -- James P. Blaylock, "The Last Coin"

You have no real enemies.

Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinement.

He that is giddy thinks the world turns round. -- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"

Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch? A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. -- Ernest Hemingway

Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried? A: 9 edge down.