2025-03-31T05:41:40
Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a
thing he tells you.
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2025-03-31T04:27:33
... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he
was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
-- Mark Twain
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2025-03-30T09:12:17
Big book, big bore.
-- Callimachus
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2025-03-30T09:08:41
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
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2025-03-30T09:08:18
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "The elephants are coming over the hill."
Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
sunglasses?
A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
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2025-03-30T09:03:21
Do not overtax your powers.
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2025-03-30T09:02:22
Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant?
A: You can't get down off an elephant.
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2025-03-30T09:01:51
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
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2025-03-30T08:59:09
Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
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2025-03-30T08:38:57
Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic had a band.
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