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You will be held hostage by a radical group.

Courage is your greatest present need.

You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.

You'll never see all the places, or read all the books, but fortunately, they're not all recommended.

It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either. -- Mark Twain

In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made school boards. -- Mark Twain

Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.

Q: Why is Poland just like the United States? A: In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in Poland you can't either, while in the U.S. you can get whatever you want for dollars, just as you can in Poland. -- being told in Poland, 1987