2025-11-22T11:16:23
You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.
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2025-11-22T11:16:21
Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
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2025-11-22T11:16:20
In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus,
"one when he was a boy and one when he was a man."
-- Mark Twain
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2025-11-22T01:51:40
Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.
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2025-11-22T01:48:28
Q: How many Harvard MBA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him.
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2025-11-18T19:31:18
You'll feel devilish tonight. Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco dancer's
heel.
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2025-11-18T13:28:10
Your fly might be open (but don't check it just now).
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2025-11-18T10:16:14
Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a
lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A: A failure.
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2025-11-18T06:51:38
You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
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2025-11-17T15:08:35
Never give an inch!
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