2024-10-28T21:40:03
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
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2024-10-28T21:35:27
You are confused; but this is your normal state.
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2024-10-28T21:34:00
Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.
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2024-10-28T21:33:21
You will be successful in love.
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2024-10-28T05:32:47
You can rent this space for only $5 a week.
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2024-10-27T17:09:09
A is for Apple.
-- Hester Pryne
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2024-10-27T11:44:34
Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket"--which is
but a manner of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention;" but the wise
man saith, "Put all your eggs in the one basket and--WATCH THAT BASKET."
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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2024-10-27T11:44:01
Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".
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2024-10-27T11:29:24
Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out flaming ducks.
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2024-10-26T21:43:03
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
-- Mark Twain
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