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You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.

You will have domestic happiness and faithful friends.

Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when you ride into the country on the back of an elephant? A: A howdah duty.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. -- Mark Twain

Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.

Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a thing he tells you.

... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity. -- Mark Twain

Big book, big bore. -- Callimachus

Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "The elephants are coming over the hill." Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing sunglasses? A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.