2024-12-21T15:05:33
There was a phone call for you.
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2024-12-21T15:05:31
Q: What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness?
A: Dating a Canadian.
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2024-12-21T15:05:25
Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
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2024-12-20T10:25:54
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time
to reform.
-- Mark Twain
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2024-12-20T10:24:00
You will be misunderstood by everyone.
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2024-12-20T10:23:42
Slow day. Practice crawling.
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2024-12-20T10:23:00
Is this really happening?
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2024-12-20T10:22:56
Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
-- J.P. Donleavy
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2024-12-20T10:21:35
You two ought to be more careful--your love could drag on for years and years.
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2024-12-20T03:21:28
You may be gone tomorrow, but that doesn't mean that you weren't here today.
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