2025-06-20T21:11:25
Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.
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2025-06-20T21:11:24
You will have long and healthy life.
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2025-06-20T21:11:22
Your aim is high and to the right.
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2025-06-20T16:18:10
You will wish you hadn't.
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2025-06-20T01:24:40
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #31
A: Chicken Teriyaki.
Q: What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot?
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2025-06-19T17:55:14
So you're back... about time...
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2025-06-19T16:41:27
"... all the modern inconveniences ..."
-- Mark Twain
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2025-06-19T16:40:16
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-- Mark Twain
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2025-06-18T16:42:54
A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)
-- by Charles Dickens
A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just
like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean
lady who knits.
Crime and Punishment LITE(tm)
-- by Fyodor Dostoevski
A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later
feels guilty and apologizes.
The Odyssey LITE(tm)
-- by Homer
After working late, a valiant warrior gets lost on his way home.
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2025-06-18T16:27:02
Q: What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up?
A: The very best person they can possibly be.
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