2024-05-14T09:05:23
Beware of low-flying butterflies.
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2024-05-14T09:05:19
If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn
365 useless things.
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2024-05-14T04:53:14
Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
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2024-05-12T22:00:28
Afternoon very favorable for romance. Try a single person for a change.
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2024-05-12T15:48:49
You will forget that you ever knew me.
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2024-05-12T04:21:40
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those
Californians trying to share the experience.
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2024-05-11T03:11:06
You have no real enemies.
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2024-05-10T00:16:14
Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
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2024-05-09T20:27:50
The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
-- George Gobel
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2024-05-09T20:27:49
Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
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